That was the most original, and at the same time, lamest pickup line I have had used on me. It did work though.”She laughed and then continued; “Would you accept a dinner invitation from me. Cooking is off the list of jobs I can do for at least 7 days. When the stitches are out I will cook you a thank you dinner.”“That will work for me, Mary, I happen to be a decent cook myself, and live in the next building over. If you would let me, I will come over and cook for us until the stitches are out.”She agreed. That started a two years of dating and engagement until I got my degree and got my first western novel published. I also had a teaching certificate as a fallback position. I was cocky enough to believe that I would be a successful author. I planned the teaching as a temporary job.The revenge occurred about a week after Mary got the stitches out. The Brute received a broken arm from someone swinging a heavy steel rod. He was told that it was payback for hurting ladies. The ex. I was about to slam the door on her, well I was thinking of it.She blocked the door and smiled at me.I looked confused at her.“It was pretty hot watching you rub one out,” she said, smiling.I sensed a ‘but” and sadness in her.We were at a stalemate.Then she muscled her way in through my front door.“My name’s Virginia or Gina for short,” She smiled and let out a stiff arm handshake.I shook it confused.“Name’s Simon,” I said, as we shook.“My hubby is great with the kids but as far as sex goes, not interested,” She spat out.I had a “What the fuck”, moment.“It’s ok he’s taken the girls to the soccer club,” She tried to put me at ease.“Oh-kay!” I responded, still confused.“I’m like you, I too need to play with myself to get off,” She pulled out of her bag a vibrator.“What do you want? Us to play with each other?” I said, confused.“Not today, Jordan will be back with the kids soon,” She said and left.Over the next few weeks, we gave each other friendly glances.My thoughts started being on.
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